Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
