How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I need water and some morals
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
