Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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