i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Randomize
