I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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