dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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