and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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