So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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