I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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