Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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