Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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