I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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