he wants to bone in the snuggie
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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