so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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