I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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