thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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