he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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