Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
should my penis look like a turkey
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
