why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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