sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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