So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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