So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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