Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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