I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Randomize