The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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