So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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