6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
