thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
