I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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