guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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