everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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