Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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