we're blogging at a bar
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
i think my cat just said my name.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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