Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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