Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
