"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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