Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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