Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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