He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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