i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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