Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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