Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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