She's JV to your varsity
its not stalking. its research.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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