Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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