She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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