Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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