Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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