her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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