New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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