Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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