If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Randomize
