When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
foreskin is a definite game changer
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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