first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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