What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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