guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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worst night to have a conscience
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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