you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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