I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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