Got a toothbrush?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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