so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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