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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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